Click
below for two clips from
"Those Who Trespass"
(from the man who brought you
"The O'Reilly Factor for Kids)"
"Meet
Robo"
(as heard on the "Stephanie
Miller Show")
"Snorkleman"
(as heard on the "Al Franken
Show")
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Reviews:
Interesting,
June 24, 2004
Reviewer: Joe Suchta (Brooklyn,
NY United States)
Wow. This was a real-load-in-the-pants.
I'm surprised that anyone
would actually publish this.
I guess that a perk when you're
on TV. The writing was at
about a 12th grade level,
which is surprising, considering
that O'Reilly speaks like
a nine year old child. I think
this book would make good
reading for inmates in Abu
Ghraib.
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Who
should know more about fiction
than Bill O'Reilly..., November
18, 2005
Reviewer: R. Cowling "RC"
(Mid Michigan)
It's somehow fitting that
Bill O'Reilly would write
a work of fiction considering
the massive quantities of
works of fiction that he has
brought to the public's eye.
If
it wasn't for the Fox corporations
role as GOP cheerleading squad,
Bill O'Reilly would have lasted
less than a week and the FCC
would have closed down Fox
News as being irrelevant and
working against the public
good.
That
hot tempered and short fused
O'Reilly could actually sit
long enough to 'write' a book
is encouraging, but anger
management and a grasp of
intellectuality has to take
a bigger hold.
Perhaps
if this book flops, Bill will
realize that the bombast is
wearing thin and that in the
future he won't be able to
sell anything because he already
sold his highest commodity,
his integrity...
America
is full of false profits feverishly
playing their part in the
GOP kabuki to distract them
from what is happening to
their country.
Bill
should stick to fiction. It's
what he has sold his soul
for...
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Falafel-icious!,
November 2, 2005
Reviewer: Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel
(Undisclosed Location)
Rarely does my husband, the
manly Mr. Biscuitbarrel, allow
me to read books in which fornication
takes place. I submit to this
headship, for who knows what
illicit ideas might take root
in the fertile soil of my femininity?
However, because the author
of this novel is Bill O'Reilly,
it aroused no suspicion on our
marital nightstand. I felt very
cheated to learn that many of
the lubricious scenes that Mr.
O'Reilly presents in this novel
already have been made available
to the reading public at no
cost. The transcripts of his
courtroom trial available on-line
indicate that Mr. O'Reilly was
so very proud of "Those Who
Trespass," especially the shower
scenes, that he recited or read
lengthy excerpts from this novel
aloud to a former subordinate
co-worker. Miss M-----s was
so distraught that she brought
suit and received a seven-figure
settlement. Would that all of
Mr. O'Reilly's readers were
so fortunate.
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Lurid
Sex Scenes, October 19, 2004
Reviewer: Mark Twain "Sam"
(Florida, MO USA
Probably the most memorable
scene in the book is when the
hero, a man much like O'Reilly
himself, pleasures himself with
a giant japanese vibrator while
conducting 'business' on the
phone. There's also a great
shower scene involving middle-east
food, but I don't want to give
too much away. Clearly, O'Reilly
has had a lot of experience
with kinky sex. A steamy read.
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What
a Book!, June 20, 2005
Reviewer: J. Crosby (Midwest)
What an amazing book! There's
nothing more highbrow than crack
pipes, "that fellatio business,"
and "most sensitive erogenous
zones." One day this novel will
be taught in college-level American
Literature classes all over
the country, right alongside
other classics such as The Red
Badge of Courage, The Last of
the Mohicans, and The Sound
and the Fury. Thank God we have
upright, moral man like Bill
O'Reilly writing books like
this and critiquing those godless
liberals who write left-wing
trash like "It Takes A Village."
STAY
TUNED FOR MORE
WE'RE
JUST GETTING WARMED UP
And
don't forget to visit these
other neo-con phonies:
A "fair
and balanced"
(in the Fox sense)
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