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Ken Tolbert, a big shot Marine with an equally big mouth had this to share with us. We included our responses to him. He did his service at 29 Palms in California. We're not sure why he hasn't reactivated his status since he is so supportive of President Bush's illegal war (maybe he feels serving at 29 Palms without seeing any combat was enough as it was when Bush served out his cushy spot in the National Guard before going AWOL during Vietnam.) While we support our troops, it's sad that foul mouthed belligerent morons like this choose to try and act as if they are representative of our armed services. We feel he's more deserving of the kind of fate met by Doug Neidermayer from National Lampoon's "Animal House". Enjoy the correspondence. We sure did!

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----- Original Message -----
From: Ken & Virginia Tolbert <emilyrachel@adelphia.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Friday, April 02, 2004 2:55 PM

You Are A Bunch Of Nasal Whiney Lefto Wackos With A Sorry Jackass Running For An Office That Should Be Taken Seriously, Unlike (long face kerry) Bush Is Not An Excuse Maker Or A "Shifter According To The Polls". People Like You Are Retards!!!!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: Chickenhawk Cards
To: Ken & Virginia Tolbert
Sent: Friday, April 02, 2004 6:51 PM
Subject: Re:

Dear Ken-

Thanks for the fan mail! We're sure you'd love to demonstrate your patriotism and support for President Bush by running to your local recruiting office and enlisting for Iraq immediately.

Have a great tour of duty!

----- Original Message -----
From: Ken & Virginia Tolbert <emilyrachel@adelphia.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Friday, April 02, 2004 8:46 PM
Subject: Re:

I did my time in the US Marines for four years under Bill Clintax at 29 Palms California. Where did you serve?

----- Original Message -----
From: Chickenhawk Cards
To: Ken & Virginia Tolbert
Sent: Saturday, April 03, 2004 2:28 AM
Subject: Re:

I'm disabled. I'd have happilly fought in Afghanistan if I could have. But I wouldn't serve in an illegal war when my conscience told me it was a sham based on lies.

Did you see much active combat at 29 Palms? Something tells me you'd feel differently if you were doing active combat in Iraq right now.

Bush isn't an "excuse maker"? What fucking planet are you living on? I suppose it doesn't bother you either that he thinks it's funny that no one can find those weapons of mass destruction or that he hasn't attended a single military funeral to honor the men and women he has sent into the quagmire.

Semper Fi!

JV

----- Original Message -----
From: Ken & Virginia Tolbert <emilyrachel@adelphia.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Saturday, April 03, 2004 8:35 AM
Subject: Re:

Thank God you did not serve!! And as far as seeing combat, no I did not see combat but my ass did stand in line to see combat so "disabled" persons like youself enjoy the God given freedoms that America stands for... I really think people like you want deep down in your jealous souls for the USA to fail and fall to the mercy of the "UN". About Bush making jokes at the social event last week -----It shows that Kerry losers like you are grabbing at straws in the last attempts to bolster long faced into a better position with the voters on the fence. As far as WMD, Saddam did kill thousands of Kurds with gas. What more do you freaks need to go and take him out of power? We will find items, it is just a matter of time which the lefties don't have patience for. How many funerals have you attended? How many goods have you sent to the 1st Marine Exp Force that is over there now? I would have to say everything that you argue over is not what you really care about. The left has other agenda on the stove but the way to get to it is for you to bitch about every little t that is not crossed. Telling me Semper Fidelis is a joke coming from you. Most jar heads would be casing your apartment complex looking for your pencil neck so that you could learn the meaning of compound fracture. Thanks for the adreneline rush! Ken----Corporal of Marines.

----- Original Message -----

From: Chickenhawk Cards
To: Ken & Virginia Tolbert
Sent: Saturday, April 03, 2004 6:47 PM
Subject: Re:

Hey Mr. Big Shot marine?

If our forces haven't found the big WOMD by now, they're not going to because they don't exist. Yeah Saddam did kill the Kurds with gas... gas Reagan and Rummy approved and supplied back in the 80's. I guess denial isn't just a river in Egypt. I've been very civil with you while you have invaded my e-mail box with nothing but attitude and insults. Do me a favor and go fuck yourself okay? Jesus you neo-con whores are tiresome.

BTW any e-mail we receive goes onto our fan mail page so thanks for demonstrating what an asshole you are.

JV

----- Original Message -----
From: Chickenhawk Cards
To: Ken & Virginia Tolbert
Sent: Saturday, April 03, 2004 4:10 PM
Subject: PS. Oops....

Doesn't look too good does it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3596033.stm

Powell admits Iraq evidence mistake

There is still no sign of WMD in Iraq

US Secretary of State Colin Powell has admitted that evidence he submitted to the United Nations to justify war on Iraq may have been wrong.

In February last year he told the UN Security Council that Iraq had developed mobile laboratories for making biological weapons.

On Friday he conceded that information "appears not to be... that solid".

You can stop e-mailing us with threats and harrassment now.

----- Original Message -----
From: Ken & Virginia Tolbert <emilyrachel@adelphia.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Saturday, April 03, 2004 4:43 PM
Subject: Re:

I hope you do put this up for your dumbass clan to read. You won't though because you know I am correct. Our forces have not found anything because they are busy fighting the people you love. If the WMD did not exist then how did Saddam gas the Kurds??? I guess it just a fabrication. That is funny because when I look at the Time-Life pictures from a Kurdish document in 1995 where all the people are lying in the street dead I just have to remind myself that I am glad that bush is going to continue to protect the American people (including you DICK-LICK) from the tyrants of the world. Also what difference does it make that we supplied Saddam with some WMD???? The goal was to fight the Soviet Union. I am done with correspondence to you. I hope you have a great weekend thinking of ways to piss off everyone you come across. By the way any E-mail you send me has been forwarded to Neal Boortz in Atlanta and Sean Hannity in New York. Congrats You worm of mass destruction.

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There you have it! Why not send Corporal Ken "Neidermayer" your greeting today?

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----- Original Message -----
From: megan sokol <hotmullethead4u@msn.com>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 1:37 PM
Subject: Re:

lol ya my email address is pretty funny..if you hate america then go move to a third world country and see how you like it there you wouldn't be able to speak the way you do over here you insolent fools and you trying to attack me is more proof about you liberals all you do is slander and attack and don't offer solutions to anything.how dare you critisize our commander in chief you have no right..how dare you inult those men and women who put their lives on the line for freedom for us and selfish bastards like you spit on them..you're nothing but pot smoking tree hugging hippies...and oh ya kill babies, lets have a large govt.and affirimitave action wow ya i think the black man is more important so they can get the job because there ancestors were slaves 200 years ago get over it. you should look at whose more qualified,black or white. and oh no keep drugs legal but not guns a complete contradiction. but hey if you want big govt. go move to cuba or something...ya let govt control you with collectivism..plus 9-11 was the reason we went to war you douches to afganistan and iraq alqueda is there still.the groups that are there bombing are remnants not additions to the alqueda. how would you like it if your family were killed in a terrorist attack...liberals are more of a threat to this country than terrorists.ya conservatives are trailer park trash thats why i live in a middle class neighborhood and they are usually coined as rich snobs you dumbasses...i don't even go to chat rooms...thats more for losers like you ...and can you say hitler and the holucust its the same thing as sadam huessein and genocide we knew what was going on in both situations hmmm common sense that is all that liberals lack that is fundumental in this country,and judeo christian ethics are what our founders put in the constitution derrr..and democrats were anti- federalists to begin with lol against ratification of the constitution that figures...

----- Original Message -----
From: Djdittmar@aol.com
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Saturday, November 01, 2003 1:23 PM
Subject: Sore LOSERS

You are all a bunch of SORE LOSERS!!!! The REAL REASON that GORE lost is because he is the one that took the election in Florida to the STATE COURTS. The issue of would have NEVER gotten to the US Supreme Court but you DID NOT LIKE THE RESULTS so you tried to STEAL THE ELECTION. Remember that Al Gore LOST THE State OF TENNESSEE his own HOME STATE. That is the REAL REASON HE LOST. The fact is that the LEFTIST in the United States of America are irrelevant TODAY! No one wants an EXTREME LEFTIST SOCIALIST in the White House or even in the Congress. Look at who you have running for President. Not one of the eight or nine candidates are Presidential. Instead they are up there telling the American people how bad things are under Bush. We never hear any SOLUTIONS to the so called problems.
I might suggest that you take a chill pill and join TRUE AMERICANS in the REPUBLICAN PARTY. JOIN WINNERS!!!!!!!

James Smith
A TRUE AMERICAN

----- Original Message -----
From: geoffreyross@bellsouth.net
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Wednesday, October 29, 2003 9:22 PM
Subject: Unusual website

Pretty unusual website. Did not see any pictures of Lenin or the unelected leaders of China. No mention of the nuclear capability Clinton sold North Korea. But hey this is America, you bring humor to the web. No pictures of the World Trade Center being attacked but maybe in the future you can add that. Yes we are at war, did the writers of this website ever serve in the Gulf War like I did...........well have fun in a free country, soon Iraq will be free to surf the net and see what you have written about the man who has freed them. Well good luck and enjoy the free speech even if disrespectful to folks trying to keep us safe. Best regards GMR Navy Veteran Desert Storm.

----- Original Message -----
From: Jason Bastia <jbnra@comcast.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 9:19 AM
Subject: HYPOCRITES

TOO BAD NONE OF YOU DIED ON 9/11 - YOU COMMUNIST BASTARDS - BURN IN HELL WITH YOUR BUDDY SADDAM AND HITLER - BEFORE YOU INSULT MY COUNTRY KISS THE ASS OF EVERY SOLDIER THAT HAS DIED DEFENDING THE REST OF THE WORLD YOU FUCKS

----- Original Message -----
From: nipro <nipro@sbcglobal.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2003 10:37 AM
Subject: Something to Ponder

Who do you think you're fooling with your bullshit? Maybe you should look at yourselves and be as critical? Liberals are a dying breed. I know. I used to be one, until I learned how to think for myself. You demonize the right without knowing the facts and swallow (as truth) the lies from your leaders who have one desperate agenda: To regain power by duping the masses.

This country is fed up with liberalism and you "Hollywood Types" need to do a little market research and see that. Your masses are waking up and leaving the fold. Eager to regain our prestige and the respect of the world. Eager to shake off the image that entertainers, college professors, and power hungry political misfits that are willing to sacrifice our ideals and honor. Look at yourselves as filmmakers and actors. Why not put some energy into doing something original and valuable and start thinking for yourselves. Really research both sides and try to be honest. I did and I admit that Conservatives are far from perfect, but I also found that Liberals are (and have been) a "cancer" on our political landscape. I am proud to be an American and a free thinking Conservative. I encourage all to think with their heads and not their emotions. Your attacks are childish and non-productive.

Rick Needleman

----- Original Message -----
From: Dick or Connie Puter <puter1611@access4less.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Tuesday, September 02, 2003 8:20 PM
Subject: The Bull

I can't tell how much of the product produced by our friend here you've been putting out, but I'd bet it is prodigious!

Swallow your liberal tongues and get used to the idea of 4 more years of Bush. With the likes of Dean, Kerry, and Sharpton to do battle with, it's just not fair! Kinda like Ah-nold taking on the 3 Stooges...no match at all.

You had nothing to offer in the past, don't now, nor ever will. LOSERS and crybabies are all you are and have ever been. If 8 years of Clinton aren't enough to convince anyone of this fact, nothing will. It'll take this nation 20 years to undo the havoc done by Billy-boy.

R. Puter
Grand Junction, CO

----- Original Message -----
From: <Azent@aol.com>
To: <payments@nitestar.com>
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2003 4:22 AM
Subject: Re: Fuck You, You Stupid Liberal Bastards

The subject line says it all, and no payments to you slugs are attached.

Bye Bye!

----- Original Message -----
From: <Azent@aol.com>
To: <info@chickenhawkcards.com>
Sent: Friday, August 15, 2003 5:13 PM
Subject: Fuck You, You Stupid Liberal Bastards

What are your peacenik credentials? Are you the illegitimate son of a peace Corps whore or an AmeriCorps slut?????

Go George Dubya and the "Chicken Hawks." You're all 1000% above the Klinton Koward Korps in terms of intelligence, courage, and leadership.

----- Original Message -----
From: Carl Fontana <carlo@alltel.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2003 5:42 AM
Subject: IDIOTS!!

You guys are all a bunch of a**holes. Too bad we can't let more people in this country that want to be here and all of your ilk get the hell out.

Carl Fontana

----- Original Message -----
From: Stan and Terry Huber <sj.huber@verizon.net>
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2003 3:26 PM
Subject: Military service

I must have missed the mention of your illustrious combat experience!

Stanley J Huber, Col. USAF (Ret)

----- Original Message -----
From: <RyanTD@mfr.usmc.mil>
To: <info@chickenhawkcards.com>
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2003 5:46 AM
Subject: CARDS

Since your so big on freedom of speech, you wont mind me calling you an ASSHOLE then.

SSgt Ryan
USMC

----- Original Message -----
From: Astrostar29@aol.com
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 6:31 PM
Subject: Re: chickenhawn republicans

WHAT IS ALL OVER THE NEWS IS THAT THE LETTER YOU REFERRED TO IS A LIE. DON'T COUNT ON BUSH BEING OUT OF OFFICE SOON EITHER. AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU CAN COUNT ON A REPUBLICAN SWEEP NEXT YEAR. YOUR LEFT WING PARTY IS JUST THAT LEFT WING PEOPLE WITH NO MORALS, CHARACTER OR IDEAS OF THEIR OWN. THEIR OWN AGENDAS ARE BUILT ON LIES AND HOW CAN I FOOL PEOPLE TODAY.

----- Original Message -----
From: Faithincowboys@aol.com
To: info@chickenhawkcards.com
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2003 10:13 AM
Subject: A Pathetic, Sad, Twisted Idea

I didn't know that douche bags had created a website. Damn, I bet you wish Bubba (serial draft dodger, who said he "loathed the military", who protested the Vietnam War in Moscow --while Moscow was arming the VC and assisting in killing America's sons and daughters) was still able to lob bombs on Kosovo, Iraq, and the Sudan. My how he loved to drop those bombs. He didn't risk our soldiers, all he did was drop bombs on innocent civilians, and you disgraceful hacks loved him for it. You sick, degenerate SOB's. By the way, Hillary Antoinette voted to authorize force in Iraq, as did most of the pinko Democrats in Congress. You twisted deviants should take responsibilty for the votes you cast. What a dereliction of duty. If your pinko liberal buddies were so opposed to the WAR, they should have voted against it not engage in calculated me-tooism.

You adolescent pukes should own up to your votes, own up to the absolute hollow core of your elected pinkos.

By the way, did you pinko bastards want us to grab our ankles in response to 9-11?

Also, the way you demonize our noble, brave, decent troops is grotesque, but nothing new. You guys have always marched in the Fifth Column. Admit that you want our soldiers to get slaughtered. You didn't want them to vote in 2000 and now you want them to die in Iraq. You are upset there haven't been more widows and grieving mothers.

Just so you know, you have aligned yourself with tyrants. Why aren't you focused on the Iranian Democratic opposition? Why do you wish to keep the dictators in power?

Walk the talk, if you think living under a Mideastern dictator is as easy as ordering a latte at Starbucks, then pack your luggage and go there you arrogant, self absorbed useful idiots.